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[From the room of one Garrett Hawke bursts a brown haired woman, door flying open as she stumbles to get herself out of the room. Her balance is thrown off, the sudden addition of wings on her back just as much of a surprise as the state of her lover.

Waking up to a big, hairy, dog-like creature draped around her had been something of a surprise. From the room she's just left comes a muffled roar, the sound of a wookie. Back against the wall as much as her wings will allow, Vie opens her journal.]

Tell me I'm not the only one waking up differe--

[The sentence is cut short by another wookie call.]

Hawke, that had better be you.

[Vie's post ends there on account of the hairball is moving toward her.]

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What's going on?

[Said the fish person.]

There's a... beast in Hawke's room and I think it might be--

[Oh. Hey. Vie sees you there fishman. She blinks at the journal.]

...That is you, isn't it Anders?

A beast? What kind of beast--

[SIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.]

Yes. It's me.

Sorry, I just...

[What the hell is even going on right now.]

He's covered in hair from head to toe and can't speak, at least not any language I know.

[Vie pauses.]

Have you any idea what you are ah... right now? I've never seen anything like... that.

Perhaps his beard suddenly got the better of him after all these years.

[He pauses too, looking down at his hands.]

I have absolutely no idea whatsoever.

[She laughs at that. Better to find something to joke about than to dwell in all the negative.]

If that's the case then remind me never to borrow whatever he washes it with.

[She clicks on the video feed, showing a rather normal looking Vie with two large dark wings on her back.]

Seems I got off easy.

That's assuming he does wash.

[The Zora-mage looks... quite stunned by what he sees. The little fin on the back of his head flicks around.]

You did. You should be grateful.

Oh he does. Do you really think I'd get as close as I do if he didn't?

[Vie can't help but smirk a little.]

The biggest issue right now is mobility. My balance is completely skewed.

[The wall is her best friend right now.]

I don't know. You could be Fereldan. They have a thing for strong-smelling piles of slobbering fur.

Yes, well at least you don't feel dehydrated.

[Vie can't not laugh at that. Anders is Anders no matter what body he's in.]

Perhaps the pools or the lake are up for a visit then? Hopefully this won't last too long.

[Really she just wants enough time to try out flying and get used to these wings.]

Isn't there something abominable living in the lake?

Ah.

[Right. Yes. The thing that nearly killed Jack and Hawke.]

...Yes that was bad advice wasn't it.

Unless you've suddenly decided to take Fenris' side, yes. It was.

Sorry. The thermal pools are monster free though, if I recall?

[Though she's not sure how he'll manage with the heat...]

They aren't frog-free.

[Vie resists the urge to facepalm. She really is saying all the wrong things today.]

Next you'll be telling me the water is filled with Yern and the shower in your room infested with bugs.

[She's kidding. Mostly. Come on Anders, lighten up.]

You never know. It very well could be.

[He has scales and gills, no, he will not lighten up.]

It's not forever, Anders. We're like this whether we want to be or not. Being grumpy won't solve anything.

I don't know if you've noticed, but this is rather the default state of mind for me, scales or no scales.

[She's noticed. Vie doesn't say as much.]

Either way, my point still stands.

Fair enough.

So... do we simply wait this out?

I guess so. From what I've heard, the staff aren't taking blame for what's happened, nor can they reverse it.

I figure we should make the most of it.

Of course they aren't. That would imply they were actually intelligent.

Oh? And how do we do that?

Well, I'm going outside to see if I can fly.

[She's excited. Just a little.]

Perhaps we'll get a party or something of the sort for our troubles. It's not forever, Anders.

Flying? Are you serious?

A party. A party is a decent exchange for doing this to us?

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