Hurt your friends? That's a bit of an overreaction, there. I haven't physically hurt anyone, not on here. There's not a bruise on either of them. I think she did more damage to me than I did to her! And let's not even get started on what you just did.

But still, no, it's all my fault, of course. The blame can't possibly be put to anyone else. I'm starting to feel like some kind of bloody scapegoat.